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perhapsicanlivefree:

cieply:

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me

I hate having my penis

I’m quite looking forward to when mine is gone. It can’t happen soon enough.

Triggered

One of the bullies from my bio class brought their dog to class this morning. It’s not a service dog. It’s a 3 month old puppy who doesn’t know how to behave and cried the whole time. Several students were uncomfortable coming into the class because of it, since he sat in the path from the door to the rest of the class. The dog licked or jumped on everyone who passed by. When the teacher finally arrived, he pet the dog and joked with the owner about it. Thankfully, the owner left about fifteen minutes into class.

When I tried (and failed) to get clearance to bring Tumble to school in Oklahoma, I was denied because of assholes like this bringing their regular pets to school. Tumble, at the time, was certified as a therapy dog and got her service dog credentials very shortly afterward. She was extremely well behaved and knew to either lay down and sleep, or sit and watch everything quietly. I could set her leash down and knew she’d always behave. Even though I had need for her, she wasn’t allowed at my previous schools.

I’m still not over Tumble’s passing. It’s been the most traumatizing event of my life, so far (more so than both of my parents dying). I only cope with being around other dogs when I’m able to prepare myself for it. I expect to see some randomly in public, but I never have to interact or stay around them. To stay around them, I need time to be ready for it. I wasn’t ready for this dog. I really wasn’t ready for its crying. All I could think of what Tumble crying when she was in pain right before she died. I almost broke down in tears in class.

Reporting the bullies seemed to have no effect. They haven’t changed any of their behaviors, except I haven’t heard them talk about me since. Now, one of them brings their puppy to school and harasses an entire class with it. Should I even bother reporting this?

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filthylinen:

sugarspicenotallnice:

callmevictorious:

hematopoieticdoll:

novaless:

aurora-jane:

beccabae:

backyardskills:

im-gothamsreckoning:

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

wat

wtf

i died at the pH value

omfg

I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life

well

Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.

WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER

Wait, vaginas are acidic?

yes they are